Sprite Tastes Like Man Jizz, Basically

July 20, 2009 / Posted by:

HuffPo says that this is a real Sprite ad that was banned in Germany, but Gawker claims this is just a spec ad made by a really horny agency in hopes of getting the blowjob. Whatever the case may be, this shit doesn’t make sense to me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for using oral sex to sell products to the masses, but if Sprite was so delicious, wouldn’t she swallow? Amateur.

And if this was a dude’s real tsunami load, it would be hot for exactly one second (okay, maybe two). After you realized what was going on, you’d have to get off the floor, go to the refrigerator, take a cork from a bottle of wine, insert it into the peen hole and then call for an ambulance.

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