Lil’ Kim Sings?!

July 20, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

At Nelson Mandela’s birfday concert in NYC this past weekend, Cyndi Lauper and Lil’ Kim sang “Time After Time” together. Maybe I blocked it out, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard Lil’ Kim sing live before and now I know why. I’m thinking the overgrown pube bush on Cyndi Lauper’s hair might have sucked all the moisture out of Lil Kim’s voice, because homegirl sounds dry. Throw a Gatorade on her throat! Lil Kim’ also sounds like the prison warden made her run 100 laps before the concert.

Let this be a lesson, don’t let a train get ran on you before performances. Wait until after!

And is it just me, or does Kim sort of looks like the toddler version of Katie Price? I see what Kim’s doing. If she looks just like Katie Price, maybe she’ll get Harvey to come over to her side. Good play.

Tags: Cyndi Lauper, Lil' Kim

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