Hailey Glassman Knows Her Way Around A Bong

July 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Here’s a few stills from a video obtained by Inside Edition of the Gosselin children’s possible future stepmother taking a hit from a bong and a pipe while not wearing pants. Hailey knows what’s up. Whenever I’m getting read to get my bong on, I always take my pants off. Pants just get in the way of conducting business properly. And that doesn’t really sound right. While my glitter hole weeps at the thought, read on….

This video isn’t really shocking since Hailey Glassman and her not right brows were arrested a few years ago for marijuana possession. It’s also not shocking, because she’s 20-something and this is what a lot of them do. Sucking on a bong totally prepared Hailey for sucking the hot air out of Jon’s ass.

Part of me thinks that Kate Gosselin and her possum hair are sharing a cup of Hazlenut International Coffee and laughing at this. The other part of me thinks that Hailey is on Kate’s payroll. Thanks to Hailey, Jon’s gone from sad nut-less victim to douchiest douche who ever douched. I mean, Kate’s approval ratings are up!

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