At yesterday’s Galaxy vs. Milan game in Los Angeles, Posh Beckham and Tommy Girl caught up about fashion, boys, the history of Euro Pop, thetans and gag reflex. Tommy wishes he had a weak gag reflex and Posh wishes she had a strong one. If only they could switch.
During the game, Becks kind of got into it with a bunch of H8RS who kept heckling his ass. Becks skipped over there, pointed his finger at them and nicknamed them “The Riot Squad.” I doubt “The Riot Squad” went caca times in their panties out of fear. I mean, Becks’ “castrated mouse on helium” voice is hardly threatening.
What Becks should’ve done is put his peen lips together and whistled for Tommy Girl. Tommy would’ve sashayed down there, flipped his bangs and challenged The Riot Squad to a Single Ladies dance-off! Game over.