BAM! If you weren’t temporarily knocked out by these gigantic Tupperware titty bowls, then you’ll see that they are attached to Katie Price. Bitch came out in a big way to Michelle Heaton’s birthday party last night in London. For chichi real. My nipples would be growling in anger if I was Michelle Heaton. It’s supposed to be her time and here comes Katie’s spotlight breaking tittttttays (so big they need extra Ts). It looks like she’s smuggling two Harveys underneath there!
The child beauty pageant contestant Katie stole that dress from is going to be pissed when she gets it back all stretched out and shit.