Hot Dog Down A Hallway

July 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Most nights I sit in my living praying that a giant wiener crashes through my window and taps me on the ass, but note to the heavens above, this is not what I mean. Yesterday afternoon in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, a chick rammed her giant plastic wiener into someone’s front door. Sounds like a regular night at SamRo’s house….

The police told The Associated Press that the driver was trying to turn a Wienermobile around in the driveway, but hit the house when she thought she was going in reverse instead of forward. Nobody was home at the time and the driver was not injured. A spokeswhore for Oscar Mayer said insurance will cover that mess.

The Wienermobile was stuck in the house’s vagina most of Friday. That’s what it gets for not using lube. You learn the hard way.

And it looks like the wiener didn’t use a condom, so expect that house to pop out a baby sausage in about nine months.

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