Why, Hello There!

July 17, 2009 / Posted by:

The only thing better than a little wake and bake, is rolling over and seeing Mah Boo Anderson Cooper’s precious mug. Well, I see it every morning anyway, because I taped his headshot to my pillow case. The paper cuts all over my face are worth it!

Anyivealsogotpapercutsonmynips, here’s Mah Boo outside of Letterman yesterday with an “I hope that crazy bitch isn’t here” face. That face is not to be confused with an “Iz gotz to pee pee” face. Oh, Mah Boo!

Between us, if you squint and look really close, you can kind of see my hand peeking out of that hot piece’s yellow t-shirt in the background. Mah Boo never suspected a thing! Yes, I’m still washing the undertitty grease off my face with rubbing alcohol, but it was well worth it!

And if Mah Boo doesn’t make your nipples sing, SLAP YOURSELF IN THE EYES!!!!, I’ve also left a few pictures of Sookie Sackhouse looking like a hostess at a Shanghai Surprise-themed restaurant.

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