What Curfew?

July 17, 2009 / Posted by:

After Dreamboat Doherty was arrested for the eleventieth time (I’m being modest), a judge totally grounded him and put his ass on curfew. When 7pm rolls around every night, Dreamy has to pick himself up off the pub floor and go to his room! However……there are exceptions.

The Sun says that the court let Dreamy break his curfew last night so he could go to his sister’s graduation party. They also let him push the whole curfew thing aside when he has to play shows. Oh and when the crack market drops too low, they also let him out for a few hours past curfew.

Okay, how many times has Dreamy been arrested? If you can count that high, then you are an expert counter who should probably teaching counting at The School of Counting. I don’t think a number that high exists! Dreamy should probably be marinating in a chokey cell somewhere, but he’s not! Instead he’s just on curfew, but not really! The UK court system is the “cool parent.”

If you ever plan on getting arrested (it’s on my bucket list), then do it in the UK and tell them your name is Pete Doherty. They’ll probably just say “awww,” pinch your cheeks, give you $20 for a rock and then send you on your way.

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