Sword Fight!

July 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Here’s world-famous Persian movie actor Jakey G working the weave, leathah and swords in a new still for that Prince of Persia: Sands of Time mess which hits theaters next Summer. There’s something about this that just screams “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Dick Butter” to me.

That being said, we all have to give clappity claps for Jakey’s crotch bulge game. That’s probably where he keeps his hair scrunchie. Jakey must have taken lessons from Soulja Boy. I’m not mad.

VIA Entertainment Weekly

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