July 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Sticking your tongue into an ashtray filled with wet ciggie butts, used condoms and crunchy loogies outside of a truck stop in Barstow, CA probably tastes better than licking on Katherine Heeeeiiiggggggl. Put a nicotine patch on Gerry’s tongue! Seriously, gird your whore tongue, Gerry! It’s out of control. But on a positive note, I think Hagel’s cheek has genital warts now. That fits since she’s a mega cuntface.

Here’s Gerry and Hagel at the L.A. premiere of The Ugly Truth yesterday. The ugly truth is that my throat is having a seizure due to the fact that Hagel is wearing a load of pearl necklaces (yes, my brain always goes there). Bitch did that on purpose.

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