Movin’ On Up

July 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Jon Gosselin is officially living in NYC. If you have a hard time picturing Jon skipping through the streets of Manhattan, just picture Slimer from Ghosbusters floating around. The same image. No offense to Slimer.

People reports that Jon and his endless supply of d-bag rags have taken up space at The Alexandria on the Upper West Side. A witness saw “some unidentified people” (maybe his kids in jumpsuits and caps?) moving him in on July 2nd while he was doing douche stuff in France with meth brows.

Jon has a two-bedroom on a high floor in the building. The building has a 24-hour doorman, a gym, a pool, a hot tub and a playroom. Whatever Kate Gosselin spends a month on kibble for her possum hair is most likely what Jon pays for rent.

If you’re a neighbor of Jon’s, you should give him a good ole’ NYC welcome by fisting him in his dough mouth. That’s how they welcome you here! When I first arrived in NYC, the first thing I got was a…. You know where I’m going with this and you probably don’t want to come.

And here’s some touching pictures of Kate back at home in Pennsylvania brushing one of the dogs. I should stop saying that the animal catcher needs to throw a net over her tortured possum hair, because it’s obvious that Kate knows how to care for animals.

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