Morning Wood
July 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
CODE BLUE! Vanessa Bryant is smothering her fat chichi balls – Moe Jackson
Tony Romo went cougar hunting after he dumped Jessica Simpson – Celebitchy
Fatty the dog probably ran away in the first place because his owner named him “Fatty” – Popbytes
Can Bethenny Frankel take the Discountess with her? – Gay Wired
The role Johnny Depp was born to play! – ICYDK
Yoko Ono’s #1 fan is going to be in the third Twilight movie – Socialite Life
Click. Flash. Pink. Crash. Photo. Shop. Fakery. – I’m Not Obsessed
If Donald Trump is unable to walk Ivanka down the aisle, I think her old nose should do the honors – Popeater
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