A mole writes: I Met him on a night out with James Hewitt and the girls… at the Mandarin Oriental Bar. James and I bought him a scotch and I ended up in his room with a best friend of mine who later left. The Hollywood actor started crying in front of me – asking me if I ‘could be the one’ and telling me we looked similar and had the same eyes. He kept asking me why his fiancée (another megafamous person) was not at home/returning his calls. He asked me to call him ‘daddy’ in bed and ended the evening with a bowl of Rice Krispies and chardonnay. (Holy Moly via Blind Gossip)
I have no clue. This like an SAT question. My guess is Harrison Ford even though he seems more like a Cheerios and Merlot kind of dude.
Since Amy Wino is on the sidelines right now, I’ll guess Lily Allen?
Two celebrities in this one. He is one of the stars of a cable series. She is a young actress who has done both movie and television work. He is married. She is single. They had an affair. He got tired of her and tried to terminate the relationship. However, she didn’t give up. In fact, she’s been pursuing him harder than ever. She calls and text messages and emails him constantly. The messages are ratcheting up both in number and intensity. She’s threatening him. If he doesn’t get back together with her she’ll go to the press, to his wife, or to the police. Why the police? She’s underage, that’s why. We just know he’s going to come home one day to a bunny boiling on the stove. (Blind Gossip)
I don’t think Hannah Montana knows how to boil water, so she’s out…. And please don’t say the dude is a certain vagina addict…..
What sexy cougar refused to attend an event until was she assured that the guest list included a variety of hot young men? (Gatecrasher)
Sharon “I screw and skin cubs” Stone?
(Image starring Winston via Four Four)