Beware Of Flying Bikes

July 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

James Caviezel (or Mr. Jesus Christ to Mel Gibson) was riding around on his Harley in Leavenworth, Washington yesterday when some crazy-brained lunatic threw a bike in his path for reasons unknown. The passion of the bike caused James to crash. He suffered minor cuts and bruises.

One of the police officers told The Associated Press (via SeattlePI) that James was wearing a helmet, but said his injuries could’ve been a lot worse if he wasn’t. The officer also added that he didn’t know why the crazy threw a bike at James, but said he might be suffering from mental issues.

Okay, this is why people are scary. We already have to worry about all sorts of shit when we just walk down the street and now we have to watch for fuckaloonies throwing bikes at us?! The government needs to do something about this I propose they give us all a never-ending supply of Valium to help us deal with all the anxiety we go through on a daily basis. Yeah, that sounds right.

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