SANTO DIOS! Were the bitches at Vogue España sniffing a little “Blohan Special” while they put this cover together and proclaimed her as the nueva Marilyn Monroe?! More like NEVAH Marilyn. Zing?
You can’t just throw a kitchen blonde wig on and go skipping around singing that you’re the new Marilyn. Trust me, I learned the hard way a few Halloweens back when some mean ass tranny threw a Long Island Iced Tea at me for doing just that. Someone needs to throw a fucking Long Island Iced Tea at this trick! Bitches need to stop trying to make “HoHan as Marilyn Monroe” happen. Let’s not do Marilyn like that.
HoHan looks more like Vadge after getting stretched ala Gumby and run through the Photoshop grinder a few times.