Um, Did You Forget Something?

July 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Squinty Zellweger almost got hit by a bus at LAX yesterday, because she was too busy enjoying the sweet sensation of her coat’s lining giving her nipples a gentle rubdown. Seriously, how did Squinty get up that morning and put on a jacket without a top on! Did the spirit of a crackie hobo flasher jump into her body? That would explain the hair too.

Actually, Squinty is just giving us a flash of her sexy toothpick physique before she has to get Bridget-Jones-a-fied again.

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