Squinty Zellweger almost got hit by a bus at LAX yesterday, because she was too busy enjoying the sweet sensation of her coat’s lining giving her nipples a gentle rubdown. Seriously, how did Squinty get up that morning and put on a jacket without a top on! Did the spirit of a crackie hobo flasher jump into her body? That would explain the hair too.
Actually, Squinty is just giving us a flash of her sexy toothpick physique before she has to get Bridget-Jones-a-fied again.