The Official End Of Wino And Blaaaaaaaaaake!

July 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Every crackie in Camden will be bowing their heads for a few seconds longer as they light their pipe today, because the cracked out romance of this century has had its last puff! Wino’s divorce to Blaaaaake was granted today which means they are no more. Wino and Blaaaake weren’t in court today when a judge brought down the machete. It only lasted a few seconds.

Blaaaake is the one who filed for divorce and wrote down “adultery” as the reason why he wanted their beautiful union flushed down the toilet. Wino admitted to doing NOT RIGHT sexy times last year with a couple of dudes. In the papers, Wino admits to passing her married puss around and also stated that she will not defend the case. No, she wouldn’t even scream “BLAAAAAAAKE” at the top of her molten lungs one last time. What is going on in this world?!

I feel like we should all put on a pair of caca-covered ballet slippers and run through the street screaming “BLAAAAAAKE” for old time’s sake, because this means I have to start calling him just “Blake.” Or just “fucktard,” because anybody who pushes away love from such a beautiful creature really has heroin ash for brains.

The only good thing that come out of this split is if Wino finds comfort in the track mark-covered arms of DREAMBOAT DOHERTY! I think every dealer in the world just jizzed their pants.

Source: People

Tags: Amy Winehouse, Crackheads, Drunks, Duffs, Fergie, Splits, Would You Hit It?

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