The Emmy Nominations: True Blood ROBBED!

July 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Once a-fuckin-gain, True Blood has been screwed over (not and in a sexy way)! Last year, the Golden Globes gave True Blood a big slice of FU pie and now the Emmy whores have served up a second piece.

The Emmy nominations were announced this morning and True Blood failed to get nominated in any of the major categories. Who does a bitch have to glamour in order to get at least one big nomination?! Even Lafayette’s nalgas should have been nominated. I mean, they probably gave a better performance than William Shatner and his pepaw ass got nominated AGAIN for Boston Legal. They even overlooked Randi Sue from True Blood and that trick got effed in an alleyway while Tara poured trash all over her head. It was a truly inspired performance!

I’ll have to work on a letter to all Emmy voters asking them why they are prejudiced against vampires…..and hot whores who get dicked in alleyways. Breeeeeathe. Anyway….

The Family Guy got nominated for Outstanding Comedy Series making it the first cartoon since The Flinstones to get a nomination. Lisa Simpson is giving the meanest shank-eye ever.

In prettier Emmy news, 30 Rock got the most nominations with 22. And Katherine HAGel was not nominated even through she tried to bring the raw emotion in a big way. HA. HA. HA. and HA. Unfortunately, the Emmys don’t have a”Worst Annoying Hagface Who is Made Entirely of Nicotine” category, because Hagel would be a shoo-in for that one (GONG!).

A list of some of the major nominations is after the jump. Click here to see a full list. JUMP!!!

Outstanding Comedy Series
30 Rock
Family Guy
Flight Of The Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office

Outstanding Drama Series
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Mad Men

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Steve Martin – 30 Rock
Jon Hamm – 30 Rock
Alan Alda – 30 Rock
Beau Bridges – Desperate Housewives
Justin Timberlake – Saturday Night Live

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series
Edward Asner – CSI: NY
Ted Danson – Damages
Jimmy Smits – Dexter
Ernest Borgnine – ER
Michael J. Fox – Rescue Me

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series
Jennifer Aniston – 30 Rock
Elaine Stritch – 30 Rock
Gena Rowlands – Monk
Betty White – My Name Is Earl
Tina Fey – Saturday Night Live
Christine Baranski – The Big Bang Theory

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Sharon Lawrence – Grey’s Anatomy
Ellen Burstyn – Law & Order: SVU
Brenda Blethyn – Law & Order: SVU
Carol Burnett – Law & Order: SVU
CCH Pounder – The No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency

Outstanding Host For A Reality Program
Ryan Seacrest – American Idol
Tom Bergeron – Dancing with the Stars
Heidi Klum – Project Runway
Jeff Probst – Survivor
Phil Keoghan – The Amazing Race
Padma Lakshmi & Tom Colicchio – Top Chef

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series
Alec Baldwin – 30 Rock
Jemaine Clement – Flight of the Conchords
Tony Shalhoub – Monk
Jim Parsons – The Big Bang Theory
Steve Carell – The Office
Charlie Sheen – Two and a Half Men

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series
Bryan Cranston – Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall – Dexter
Hugh Laurie – House
Gabriel Byrne – In Treatment
Jon Hamm – Mad Men
Simon Baker – The Mentalist

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series
Tina Fey – 30 Rock
Christina Applegate – Samantha Who?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus – The New Adventures of Old Christine
Sarah Silverman – The Sarah Silverman Program
Toni Collette – The United States of Tara
Mary-Louise Parker – Weeds

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series
Sally Field – Brothers & Sisters
Glenn Close – Damages
Mariska Hargitay – Law & Order: SVU
Elisabeth Moss – Mad Men
Holly Hunter – Saving Grace
Kyra Sedgwick – The Closer

Outstanding Reality – Competition Program
American Idol
Dancing With The Stars
Project Runway
The Amazing Race
Top Chef

Outstanding Reality Program
Antiques Roadshow
Dirty Jobs
Dog Whisperer
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series
Tracy Morgan – 30 Rock
Jack McBrayer – 30 Rock
Kevin Dillon – Entourage
Neil Patrick Harris – How I Met Your Mother
Rainn Wilson – The Office
Jon Cryer – Two And A Half Men

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series
William Shatner, Boston Legal
Christian Clemenson – Breaking Bad
Aaron Paul – Damages
William Hurt – Damages
Michael Emerson – Lost
John Slattery – Mad Men

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series
Jane Krakowski – 30 Rock
Kristin Chenoweth – Pushing Daisies
Amy Poehler – Saturday Night Live
Kristin Wiig – Saturday Night Live
Vanessa Williams – Ugly Betty
Elizabeth Perkins – Weeds

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series
Cherry Jones – 24
Rose Byrne – Damages
Sandra Oh – Grey’s Anatomy
Chandra Wilson – Grey’s Anatomy
Dianne Wiest – In Treatment
Hope Davis – In Treatment

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