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July 16, 2009 / Posted by:

BROW SUFFOCATION: Kim Kardassian needs to be arrested for eyebrow abuse – I’m Not Obsessed

Justin Timberlake wants to skip through RPattz’s enchanted unicorn patch – Celebitchy

I co-sign this: Russell Brand dresses like a cross between “Osama Bin Laden and MC Hammer” – Holy Moly!

Miley Cyrus will play a fairy in a movie. So this is how she’s going to get Justin Gaston back – Socialite Life

The cover of Life & Style should read: “Photoshop helped me lose 20lbs in four minutes” – ICYDK

It won’t be long before Maddie Briann starts asking if she can have a drag after downing a Bud – TMZ

LL Cool J quarantined! – Popwrap

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