Mischa Barton’s Teef Issues

July 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Access Hollywood says that the police were called to Mischa Barton’s house in L.A. yesterday afternoon to take her ass to a medical center because of a “medical emergency.” The police confirmed that they responded to a non-911 call from someone at Mischa’s house, but wouldn’t say where they took her.

You are not alone if your first thought was that bitch got a case of the “bad shit shakes” or that she choked on her own irrelevance. Apparently, the problem had to do with her teefs. A spokeswhore tells rPulse that Mischa’s wisdom teeth started giving her the hurts, so she had to go to the dentist. They broke that shit down and removed them from her mouth. They will now be displayed at The Meth Teefs Hall of Fame Museum in Fresno, CA.

Mischa asked the police to take her, because she can’t drive (due to that DUI issue last year) and also didn’t want the paparazzi following her. Yeah, the last part made one of my wisdom teeth throb, because it was laughing so hard. Can I get some Vicodin now?

UPDATE: A spokeswhore for the LAPD tells UsWeekly that they “removed” Mischa from her own home due to a medical emergency. They wouldn’t say if the medical emergency involved her teefs. When asked if Mischa went willingly, the rep said, “I guess.” A source also says that Mischa had some kind of “freak out.”

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