Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are working on a movie together, so the rumors that they are going around in a romantic were bound to happen. But Gerard is not happy about it. In fact, all the rumors are more annoying than 120 “I LUVZ u PlZ luvz me” text messages from Aniston in a 20-minute period. That’s really annoying.
Gerry tells People, “That is just annoying. People say I’m always dating so and so, and sometimes it’s three people in one day. I’m trying to make movies, work hard and do my best. Then this kind of thing happens and people start to associate me more with that. It gets ridiculous. She (Aniston) is one classy lady. Everyday I go to work with her I’m always surprised about how cool, easy and down to earth and real she is.”
I’m with Gerry. How dare the tabloids queef out that Gerry is boning three ladies in one day when they know very well he’s doing at least a dozen. Gerry has a reputation to uphold as big ole’ manwhore who plugs pussies like it’s going out of style.
Furthermore, Gerry is not some dude who is into “going out on stupid dates” and doing lovey dovey shit. No. Gerry is a “bust and bounce” man. Gerry’s dick is not about to have brunch with you or go apple picking in the country. Don’t. Get. It. Twisted.