Of course everyone is excited to discover who will get an Emmy nod later today. What is far more interesting, though, are the preparations being made for one potential non-nominee. Her staff is gearing up for the worst. They have removed all breakables from the vicinity, and have a bottle of valium at the ready. They have also instructed all non-essential staff to check the nominations before coming in to work so they will know whether they should wear regular work attire or riot gear. (Blind Gossip)
The Emmy nominations are in! If you’re a smoker in the Los Angeles-area, don’t look so shocked when you go to buy a pack and are told that some crazy blonde bitch ate their entire stock this morning. Just to make it official, my guess is Katherine Heeeeeeeeeiiiggggl?
Which now-married (but then-engaged) starlet hooked up with her geeky dreamboat of a co-star on the set of their film? Wisely, they frolicked in a soundproof room. (Gatecrasher)
ScarJo and The Mac Dude?
Which star has been going on four-hour binges scoffing doughnuts and deep fried food after splitting up from her boyfriend? And she always carries a doggy bag. (3am Girls)
Papa Joe should’ve bought stock in Hostess the day Jessica and Tony Romo broke up. That’s my guess.
Which heiress and sometimes TV star has been taking pregnant horse urine injections to lose weight? The radical diet that can only be found in Europe also asks that you keep it under 500 calories each day while taking the injections. Nope, Not Paris Hilton. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
I’m going blank, but SJP is probably pissed that she didn’t know about this diet when she was pregnant. She could’ve made a killing!
Photos of which current celeb-magazine-hate-figure are circulating showing her on a night out, with the spunk of a reality show contestant over her clothes? (Popbitch)
Wonky? Because I’m sure she has someone’s spunk on her clothes at all times.