The Sundance Kid Is Off The Market

July 15, 2009 / Posted by:

71-year-old Robert Redford married 51-year-old Sibylle Szaggars in Hamburg, Germany over the weekend. Robert decided it was time to get handcuffed to misery once again, so he pulled Sibylle’s name out of a hat and the rest is history. No, Robert and Sibyelle have been dating for a while. She’s an artist type who lives in Sundance, Utah with her boo.

This is Robert’s second time at the marriage rodeo. He was married to his first wife, Lola Redford, for almost 30 years. They had four kids together.

The Associated Press says that Robert and Sibylle are also planning a second wedding in Mexico. ATTENTION WHORES!

Congratulations to Robert and his new bride. However, condolences to the millions of middle-aged ladies who are punching their nipples this morning while screaming “IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!!

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