The Slut Dress Is Back

July 15, 2009 / Posted by:

The Slut Dress” was last seen on the body of Heidi Montag on June 15th. After spending time with that useless twat, it had to marinate in holy water, seek the help of a psychiatrist and shake a crystal meth addiction. Well, it’s cleaned up and it’s back! Erin Andrews, a sportscaster type, escorted TSD to The Espys last night. It will live on forever.

Expect it to marry a Saudi billionaire, get a ton of plastic surgery, have an affair with Gerard Butler, get kicked out of the Middle East, move to Los Angeles and get its own reality show.

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