Jada Pinkett Smith Is Not Convincing

July 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Jada Pinkett’s “We Really Fuck!” press tour is going strong. Last month, Jada told Redbook that she bumps ballsacks with Will Smith everywhere (even in your bathroom). This month, she continued to queef out nuggets to Self Magazine (via Page Six) about her OMGAMAZING sex life with her husband. This is what she said:

When you have three kids, you’ve got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.”

We all have our arms up, Jada! We give up! We believe you. You and Will fuck like pre-teen bunnies on Viagra. We really do believe that your make-up ended up all over Will’s ass cheeks while you were tossing his walnut salad on the way to the Oscars. You win. So can you put down the mic now. You are scaring and scarring Tommy Girl!

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