Yesterday in Los Angeles, Justin Timberlake and a pap, we’ll call Adam Sandler, fell madly in love with each other outside of a hotel. Okay, they apparently got into some kind of tiff, but you can’t deny the chemistry between these two. Their peen holes are totally serenading each other while their nutsacks snap. It’s just like the scene in West Side Story where Tony and Maria meet at the dance.
Justin kept his sunglasses on, because he knew that if his bare eyeballs made contact with Adam Sandler’s bare eyeballs, he’d grab his hand, skip off into the sunset and they’d spend the rest of their days giving each other saliva baths.
You know, I kind of feel bad for the hot piece with the stache. Dude obviously wants to party too, but they don’t even know he exists. Sorry, but even a sexy dude with a pussy strip on his upper lip can’t get between two tampons in love.