You Don’t Say?

July 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Guess what, everyone?! Hailey Glassman is only licking on Jon Gosselin’s under titty butter, because she wants to be *famous*. Yup, that’s what it feels like when I gently tap your nipple with the OBVIOUS stick.

A source close to meth brows told UsWeekly that she has tried to get on The Real World and The Bad Girls Club, but they obviously didn’t take her ass. Since she couldn’t get on a reality show by auditioning, she figured she’d fuck her way to one. The source went on to yap, “I think after realizing she had a connection to Jon through her father and that Jon and Kate’s marriage was rocky, she saw an opportunity to get famous.”

You know, part of me was thinking that Hailey was a down low member of Peta who was only using Jon to get close to Kate’s rabid possum hair, so she can save it and release it back into the wild.

Here’s Jon and Hailey at the airport in Nice, France today wearing garments made by the claws of Satan’s minions using the asshole skin of fallen douchebags.

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