The Lindsay Lohan Porno (Not Starring Lindsay Lohan)

July 14, 2009 / Posted by:

This is a trailer (SFW) for Hustler’s porn parody of HoHan’s life. In some circles, this would be consider “making it.” The porn-version SamRo is even in this, but the ho playing her isn’t even trying! Bitch didn’t bleach her hair or flash one of SamRo’s signature “I’m holding a queef” smirks. If you’re going to play SamRo, commit! Chick needs to hang out with Christian Bale.

And I wonder why Hustler didn’t try to get White Oprah to make a cameo? She would’ve done it for 2 drink tickets to TGI Friday’s.

VIA Gawker

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