Open Post: Hosted By The Story We’ve Been Waiting For

July 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Whenever I watch the local news, I find myself screaming “Why the dick is this on the news?!” at least once. You probably scream the same thing after reading this site. Well, except you don’t say “the news” you say the inter—- Anyway, we’re getting off track!

So this was on the local news in Greenville, South Carolina and the blonde anchor lady introduced it by saying “This is the story we’ve been waiting for all day!!!!!” It’s not a story, bitch! It’s a poor squirrel hopping around with a Yoplait cup stuck on its head! And they laugh! They are laughing at animals in distress and littering! These two anchors won’t be laughing when they find themselves spending the rest of eternity with a Yoplait cup on their heads.

On a different note, I feel like that squirrel most days, so he is not alone.

VIA College Humor

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