Elizabeth Taylor Is In The Hospital

July 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Cindy Adams of The New York Pos t says that Elizabeth Taylor was hospitalized in Los Angeles yesterday, because she has the sads in a major way. A source said that ever since her best friend Michael Jackson passed away, she’s been in a terrible state.

Apparently, Elizabeth has not received rainbow-filled hugs from the family either. The source says that Elizabeth wanted to attend Michael’s private funeral, but she was banned by the family, because she was his friend and not theirs. Take that with a grain of salt, because Elizabeth already Twittered that she was going to mourn Michael on her own, because she didn’t want to be part of the “public whoopla.”

The source added that Elizabeth is suffering from exhaustion.

You know, there should be some kind of fluffy kitten network for situations like this. Liz just needs to eat a lot grilled cheese sandwiches while watching kittens play 24-hours a day. It’ll cheer her up a little. Kind of like the Shiba Inu PUPPY cam. Actually, scratch that. That’s not a good idea, because when the Shiba Inu puppy went completely dark, so did my no-heart (again).

Tags: Elizabeth Taylor, Sadness, TomKat, Try The Jello

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