Nothing will make your genitals quiver faster than a dude hitting it from the back with his jeans around his ankles, a cowboy hat on his head and his grandma’s cardigan over his shoulders. Right? But seriously, what was GQ going for here? I think they might have been inspired by (NSFW) Lurid Digs.
Seriously, I don’t know whether to jump on that shit or clean up his room. That’s the problem with being a clean freak. It sneaks up on you at the worst time. You could be trying to get your fuck on when you suddenly notice a pile of clothes just lying on the floor in the corner. You try to ignore that shit and get yours, but you can’t help it. You just want to scream “YES! YES! I’M CUUUMMMMING! Now foldyourfuckingclothes!!!”
That being said, if the dick is top notch, you’ll be so blinded that you won’t even see the mess.
Anyway, here’s more Channing Tatum in GQ. It looks like Mimi’s ab artiste has been busy, because homeboy looked like this a couple of months ago.