The Wino Has Returned To England!

July 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Amy Wino returned to London today after spending six-months in St. Lucia! The island of St. Lucia just moved over a few miles, because all the natives let out a sigh of relief at once. And suddenly, the island no longer reeks of tequila barf, toe butter and flea shit.

When Wino landed today and got a whiff of the fresh crack air, she immediately got a little weepy in the eyes, because she was so happy to be back! Her spokeswhore says that Wino just can’t wait to catch up with old friends. Hopefully, by “old friends” she doesn’t mean roach clips, crack pipes or Blaaaaaaake!

Wino is in town to face charges for whooping a trick last year. Wino will also continue to work on her new album. Apparently, her label isn’t thrilled with Wino after hearing some new tracks she did in St. Lucia.

You know, Wino doesn’t look like a year old soap scum-covered hairball caught in your drain, so the ocean breezes did her some good! I’ll admit that I miss her crackhive, but it’s best that they aren’t together anymore. I’m guessing her crackhive is currently at rehab facility somewhere in California spilling its feelings to Dr. Drew. It’s for the best.

Tags: Amy Winehouse

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com