Open Post: Hosted By Brendan Fraser And His Five-Month Old Fetus

July 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Does Brendan Fraser have something tell us?! Or maybe he doesn’t even know himself and we’ll soon see his ass on an episode of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” after he pops out a baby in the toilet of a public bathroom? Or maybe he’s starring as the pregnant dude in a Lifetime biopic? Or maybe he sort-of, kind-of swallowed a beer keg during a drunken night? Eh, it happens.

I’d still hit it. Sometimes luscious bellies come in handy when you’re riding the peen express. It gives you a place to rest on your arms when you get too tired! It’s like a built-in armrest!

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