Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Which lazy actor hired someone to do his college homework? Learning apparently does not do a body good. (Gatecrasher)

Next time you need your homework done, James Franco, call me. I got six gold stars in kindergarten! And I will work for dick slaps!

This actress loves short skirts. She’s not an ingenue anymore, and they are not appropriate for most of the roles she plays, so she doesn’t wear them all that often herself. However, she is very quick to tell other women she sees in short skirts how great their legs look. Oh, and here’s the really creepy part: If she gets a positive response to her comments about a woman’s legs, she will often follow up by asking the woman if they are wearing underwear or if they’re going commando.We wonder if her man knows that she spends time focusing on other women’s fashion choices and physiques. (Blind Gossip)

Short skit fetish?! Cloris Leachman, obviously.

This C list movie actor in a blockbuster summer movie paid for his date to be at the premiere. As in she charged him by the hour paid. She looked it too. (CDAN)

I’m going to guess Tyrese from Transformers, but there must have been a mix-up. That girl wasn’t his date, it was just Megan Fox! She gets confused for a call girl all the time.

This age inappropriate booty call relationship had another episode when our B listers hooked up again. The guy does movies and television but has made his fame on one television show. The woman does primarily television but does a movie when someone is dumb enough to pay her. (CDAN)

Hayden Pantaloons and Milo Ventimiglia? Ick. Nast. When is Milo going to shake this troll fetish? The next time he gets the urge to hump Hayden, he should tickle his b-hole with a troll doll instead. He’ll feel better about himself afterwards.

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