SPOILER ALERT! The dumb skanks of Big Brother haven’t even been in the house for a week and they are already throwing racial slurs at each other. Yeah, I guess I should be surprised that it took them this long.
The slur came from the mouth of Braden, the model/actor/surfer/fashion icon (his words, not mine) who once flashed (NSFW) flashed his wang on an episode of Dante’s Cove.
During a bitch fight today, Braden said to Kevin, “What the fuck are you? You’re a Mexican from San Diego!” While Kevin (who is half black and half Asian) screamed, “I AM NOT A MEXICAN,” Braden kept saying, “You’re a fucking beaner. You’re all beaners!”
Braden makes no sense. Why does he think “You’re a Mexican from San Diego” is a major insult? For shits, I googled “Mexican from San Diego” and got a picture of a surprised turtle and a picture of delicious tacos. That looks like a compliment to me.
This reminds me of the time in junior high school when some idiotic bitch called me a “gay wetback.” I had to burst her racial slur bubble by telling her that I was born here. But that didn’t stop her! She had the perfect comeback: “Okay, well you’re a wannabe gay wetback then and that’s like way worse.” And she’s an authentic dumb fuck.
Braden later apologized to Kevin.
I think that CBS should do things a little differently this season. This Thursday, instead of sending someone home, the producers should release a pack of rabid boars into the house. Because it’s only going to get worse.