Afternoon Crumbs

July 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

This is some “On Golden Pond” shit! – Just Jared

Nicole Richie’s unborn baby weighs more than her – Popsugar

Parasite Hilton’s crotch creatures surface in San Diego – Towleroad

SHOCK! Marisa Miller is completely covered from head to toe! Naw. She’s nekkid again. – Egotastic!

A microwaved Slim Jim hits the beach (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

If you happened to see Public Enemies in NYC yesterday and wondered why it was colder than Heather Mills’ nipples in the theater, it’s because Nicole Kidman was there – Lainey Gossip

How many members of the Russian Olympic weightlifting team and gallons of Crisco did it take to get Kim Kardassian into this bodysuit? – Hollywood Tuna

Bette Davis looks younger – Cityrag

HoHan looks hot. And by “hot,” I mean she looks like Central Florida day-shift hooker again – Hollywood Rag

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