This is just a short update so that you can get boozed tonight without worrying that Amy Wino spontaneously combusted into a tequila fountain or was accidentally mistaken for one of the islands mutts and put in quarantine. The Lush of Lucia is alive and healthy….ish!!! I mean, her ballet slippers haven’t run away and she doesn’t look like a Dia de los Muertos puppet anymore. The local nectar is working wonders (It’s Friday, let me be generous) on her!
Wino also has company on the island. Kendra Wilkinson is there with her new husband Hank Baskett. It’s pretty obvious as to why Kendra chose The Isle Of Wino as the place to spend her honeymoon. Kendra is totally not strictly dickly. She’s there, because she wants to run her tongue all over Wino’s Chuck E. Cheese.