Papa Joe Hates Michael Jackson

July 10, 2009 / Posted by:

That’s the only reasonable explanation I come up with as to why Papa Joe thinks it’s a brilliant idea for his daughter Asshole Simpson to record an album of Michael Jackson covers. Page Six says that Asshole’s pimp is giving her music career mouth-to-mouth (Papa Joe’s chonies just filled up) by pitching the album to executives.

I have a feeling that Asshole’s “boar with bad allergies getting butt fucked with a taser gun” voice singing “Thriller” would cause Michael Jackson to rise from the dead so that he could moonwalk all over her mouth hole! Maybe that’s not such a bad thing after all.

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