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The Drunk Badger – Police in Goslar, Germany got a call from motorists about a dead badger in the middle of the road blocking traffic. When they arrived, they found that the badger wasn’t dead, it just loved to party and had a serious case of the drunks. The badger ate too many overly-fermented cherries and had stumbled out into the middle of the road to pass out. Shit, if any one of us was a badger, this would be us! This badger is our kind!
After waking his drunk ass, they were able to get him off the road.
The police officer, who should be a full-time comedian, said, “The animal’s stomach had turned the fruit to alcohol and the badger was, to put it crudely, drunk as a skunk. It could not immediately be established whether the badger got into trouble with his wife when he came home in such a state.”
(For Susan)