Chaz Bono Comes Out For Outfest

July 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Chaz Bono made his first public appearance last night since announcing that he’s saying “bye bye” to his bagina and “hi hi” to a peen. Chaz came out with his girlfriend Jennifer Elia to support Benjamin Bratt’s movie La Mission at L.A.’s Outfest last night.

Benjamin told ET that he was doing the dick slappy dance, because he was so happy that Chaz came out to celebrate the festival, “I think it’s pretty auspicious, I think it takes a great deal of courage to be here and be part of that personal celebration. I’ve never met him, but I’m looking forward to it tonight, so we’re happy to be here.”

If my fuck time friend had eyebrows like Chaz’s girlfriend, I’d take that bitch out wherever I went too. If it wasn’t for Jennifer’s beautiful sperm fish brows, she’d totally look like she’s a lolita from Long Island. I bet you Jennifer doesn’t even have to pluck ’em! She just pours a little nacho cheese around the edges and Chaz nibbles those unwanted hairs right off!

Tags: Chaz Bono, Hotness, Hunks, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Talk Shows

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