Billy Mays Will Never Leave Our TV Screens

July 10, 2009 / Posted by:

The legacy of Billy Mays will live on forever and always!!! Right after his death, Billy’s infomercials were pulled from TV and he was silenced. I know, I too felt lost and confused without Billy yelling at me in the middle of the night. Billy was no longer there to comfort me (and make my ear drums throb) with his “Miley Cyrus after smoking 12 packs of Reds” voice.

Well, Billy will finally return to our TV screens again after a two week absence! With the consent of his widow, two new infomercials for Mighty Putty and Mighty Tape will star airing soon.

Billy’s widow tells the New York Post it’s what he would have wanted, “Billy believed in every product he sold, and he loved nothing more than bringing helpful products to people at a great savings. He always enjoyed meeting his loyal fans and taking time to really talk to everyday people.”

If only Mighty Tape could mend our broken hearts! Actually, we should order that shit and try it, because that’s what Billy would have wanted!

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