Afternoon Crumbs

July 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake as the Green Lantern?! Jessica Biel would be a better choice. She does have the pecs and package for it. Lainey Gossip

Bianca Gascoigne
forgot to shake – Hollywood Tuna

Hayden Pantaloons might have stuffed her training bra – Egotastic!

Mr. and Mrs. Twitter sun their twatters in the Caribbean – Popsugar

Miranda Kerr nekkid or a 12-year-old ladyboy? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Fuckery: Not a Chico’s kind of gay – Towleroad

Kim Kardassian really should have written a how-to-guide on how to make millions even though you are as useless as a dingle berry – Hollywood Rag

This would be the perfect diet if you replaced “Parliament cigarettes” with the good shit and “black coffee” with whiskey – Celebitchy

Pepaw Carrey Just Jared

Chesus will not be happy about this – I’m Not Obsessed

HoHan’s new production company is probably a front for a meth ring, right? – Socialite Life

Beethoven has never looked skankier – ICYDK

Drunk dudes aren’t good at standing – Cityrag

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