Afternoon Crumbs
Justin Timberlake as the Green Lantern?! Jessica Biel would be a better choice. She does have the pecs and package for it. – Lainey Gossip
Bianca Gascoigne forgot to shake – Hollywood Tuna
Hayden Pantaloons might have stuffed her training bra – Egotastic!
Mr. and Mrs. Twitter sun their twatters in the Caribbean – Popsugar
Miranda Kerr nekkid or a 12-year-old ladyboy? (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Fuckery: Not a Chico’s kind of gay – Towleroad
Kim Kardassian really should have written a how-to-guide on how to make millions even though you are as useless as a dingle berry – Hollywood Rag
This would be the perfect diet if you replaced “Parliament cigarettes” with the good shit and “black coffee” with whiskey – Celebitchy
Pepaw Carrey – Just Jared
Chesus will not be happy about this – I’m Not Obsessed
HoHan’s new production company is probably a front for a meth ring, right? – Socialite Life
Beethoven has never looked skankier – ICYDK
Drunk dudes aren’t good at standing – Cityrag