SANTO DIOS: Is Morgan Freeman Going To Marry His Step-Granddaughter?

My abuelita once told me a suspect story about how when she was a little girl, a roach crawled into her cousin’s ear while she was sleeping. Her cousin’s mom drowned the roach out by pouring oil in her ear. Well, this story is the roach and it has crawled deep into my ear. I’m thisclose to letting the bottle of Wesson in my kitchen cabinet piss in my ear to stop the madness. Grab some veggie oil and read on….

Last month, The National Enquirer broke a story about the alleged affair between 72-year-old Morgan Freeman and his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E’Dena Hines. E’Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan’s first wife and he raised her since she was a little girl. Some source type said that his relationship with E’Dena was the reason why his second marriage went belly up.

The Enquirer is now saying that Morgan is planning to marry E’Dena once his divorce from his second wife is finalized. The source said, “Morgan has led her to believe that he wants to marry her. Becoming Mrs. Morgan Freeman has been E’Dena’s goal.”

You know, I kind of want to say that Morgan has played God, the President and is the official voice of the penguins, so he can do whatever he wants. However, having the same cum bucket list as Woody Allen is not necessarily a good thing.

And I’ll believe this 100% when I see Morgan and E’Dena’s wedding pictures exclusively on Awkward Family Photos.