Roll Call!!!

July 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Jude Law’s nipples? PRESENT! Jude Law’s crotch bulge? PRESENT! Jude Law’s new arm tattoos? PRESENT! Jude Law’s hairline? Out sick…AGAIN.

Jude Law left a theater in London (where’s he performing Hamlet) last night wearing something that he fished out of Adrien Brody or Michael Lohan’s closet. At least you know what to get Jude for Xmas now: a gift certificate to International Male.

Methinks Jude was hoping his nipples would be the star of these pictures, but I can only give them second billing. Top billing goes to that hot bitch in the brown sweater/coat thing who could give a (NSFW) walrus’ dick about Jude Law. If Jude Law’s nipples started whistling “There’s a Place in France” which made his crotch snake come out of hiding, she still wouldn’t be impressed. I love her. There has to be a grouchy bitch in every crowd or else the crowd cannot exist.

Tags: Jude Law, Scene Stealers

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