A bunch of tampons with parachutes were dropped over 6 Dutch beaches last weekend. No, Diddy, Ashton Kutcher and Justin Timberlake did not go parachuting together, these were actual tampons. A Dutch tampon company did it as a promo stunt to remind women that they should always have a pussy plug in their bag.
I feel for the seagull who will be in for a painful surprise after he swallows what he thinks is a delicious cotton candy stick. Bette Midler is about to skyrocket into the Netherlands in 3..2..