Bald Willy

July 9, 2009 / Posted by:

The Smith family is in China to bring down their hatchet on the beloved cinematic masterpiece that is The Karate Kid. Will and Jada’s son Jaden Smith is there to shoot scenes for the remake which they are now calling The Kung Fu Kid. They should be honest with themselves and call it KUNG-FU CHOPPING YOUR 80s CHILDHOOD.

I see what Will is trying to do there with his head. You can shave it all you want, Will, but I still see that your hairline is slowly migrating towards the top of your head. Bitch is going north for the Summer and it’s not coming back! Although, Tommy Girl probably lurves this. He likes it when Willy’s head stubble scratches his nalgas. It makes him giggle. Go ahead and exfoliate those thetans off, Willy!

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