Finally, the world is beginning to see that all spotlights should be shining down on the shiniest lucite star in the galaxy: SHAUNA SAND! Yes, the Empress of Lucite should be on the cover of Vogue, but the bottom corner of Star Magazine is a start! Today Star, tomorrow Iraqi Vogue!
I’m still sipping on my iced Sanka in my Underoos, so I haven’t gone down to the newsstand yet to read this ESCANDALO article yet. I don’t know the details, but Lorenzo Lamas only has one son and this is him:
AJ Lamas probably smells like AXE body spray, Irish Spring and screams “HERE COMES THE PARTY” when he busts a nud, but I’d give his skin tampon a raspberry anytime. So I don’t blame Shauna for sticking her lucite heel in his b-hole. You would too.
And in case you’re wondering where AJ Lamas gets his gorgeous looks, here’s his mother Michelle Smith. Now you know.
This is truly the most stunning family of all-time and forever. They look like they were handcrafted by artisans in Switzerland!