Shauna Sand Was A Caring And Devoted Stepmother

July 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Earlier I posted the cover of Star magazine with the epitome of elegance on it and now here’s the story. You see, Lorenzo Lamas and his chirruns are currently shooting a reality show for E!. Shauna Sand is not a regular on the show, because E! couldn’t afford strong enough camera lenses that won’t break due to her intense beauty.

In the reality show, which is airing later this year, Lorenzo talks about how he caught his ex-wife Shauna doing sexy times with his son AJ while they were married. AJ was just 18 then and clearly not the hot stick of butter he is now. AJ isn’t making my no-no screech in that picture above, but he does kind of like Screech from Saved by the Bell (GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG!).

One of Lorenzo’s friends tells Star that Shauna’s scandalous affair with his son is the reason why their marriage ended in 2002. The friend added, “Shauna came on to A.J. It was the ultimate betrayal. Lorenzo had no idea; he was in the dark about the whole thing. He thought Shauna was acting like a mom to A.J. He had no clue that she was his son’s lover!

Lorenzo needs to take a bow and stop being so dramatic! It’s not like they are blood related. Shauna was just doing the motherly thing by teaching him the birds and the bees first-hand! Lorenzo should be grateful to Shauna! Being kissed on the genitals by Shauna is just like being blessed by the Pope. And with that, the date on my one-way bus ticket to Hell just got moved up!

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