Rachel Weisz Wants A Botox Ban For Actors

July 8, 2009 / Posted by:

In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar UK (via Fox News), Rachel Weisz says all actors should be banned from injecting their faces with the liquid cement known as BOTOX! Rachel explains, “It should be banned for actors, as steroids are for sportsmen. Acting is all about expression; why would you want to iron out a frown?

Speaking of frowns, here’s Nicole Kidman giving Rachel one for making that absurd statement! Yeah, Nicole is madder than fish grease! Can’t you tell? Well, you can tell, because her hair is all Medusa-like. Every time she tries to frown, the pressure makes her hair curl.

There’s no way Nicole would ever stop dropping Botox loads on her face. If she quit it, her face skin would slowly slide off of her head. It’s the glue that keeps her together! How would she act if her face was only bone and tissue? Oh, wait. Mickey Rourke was nominated for an Oscar for doing just that.

Here’s a few pictures of Nicole Kidman’s plastic face slowly melting in the sun while filming Rabbit Hole in Queens, NY yesterday.

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