Kunty Karl Doesn’t Have To Be Nice To Audrey Tautou

July 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Kunty Karl has temporarily put Heidi Klum in the corner and is sinking his bony claws into Audrey Tautou. This is kind of funny since Audrey plays Coco Chanel in a biopic and also replaced Nicole Kidman as the new face of Chanel No. 5. Kunty Karl had no say in this, because he only deeeeeesigns ze clothes! The reason why Kunty Karl is now sticking pins into an Audrey voodoo doll is because she kind of said she doesn’t wear Chanel every second of every day. BLASPHEMY!

WWD says that when a reporter asked Audrey if she wears the House of Chanel often, she answered, “Sometimes. This morning, I wore the rain boots.” This made Karl slap Audrey with his translucent pony tail (which I think is made from Casper’s pubic hair) . His response to her comment was, “I didn’t even know we made rain boots. After that, I don’t have to be nice.” Karl went on to snip that if it was up to him, Penelope Cruz would be the face of Chanel and not Audrey.

Karl sure is funny for a corpse. I bet he’s a comedy star on the graveyard circuit. You know, it’s hard for me to hate Karl. First of all, he strokes his inner cunt ever chance he gets. Second of all, he reminds me of my grandmother’s elderly poodle who smelled like nut grease and always had a dozen dingle berries hanging around its asshole area at all times. This damn poodle would bite at any bitch who dare care near my grandmother. We would tease its mean ass all the time and then just laugh laugh laugh! That’s who Karl reminds me of. The Kunt is harmless. Audrey should just wave a chicken bone at his face and then laugh when he tries to bite it.

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